Why You Need The Portable Pizza Pouch In Your Life

written by Yoga David 1st October 2015
A Portable Pizza: No One Should Ever Be Without Pizza

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A great five days of the first ever Nairobi Pizza Festival is just outside your door step and we all can’t wait to lay our hands on that glorious pizza. They are going to come in plenty thanks to the 2 pizzas & 2 beers – for the price of one deal. That’s obviously going to be a lot of pizza with over 30 of Nairobi’s top pizza restaurants participating. Since you’re obviously going to be a pizza diet, you’ll need somethings help you carry your pizza wherever you go. I think you should get yourself other a Portable Pizza Pouch to hold your pizza.

This revolutionary invention is made of a triangular ziplock bag that is attached to a woven lanyard, essentially allows you to wear your slice around your neck like the pizza boss you are.

A Portable Pizza: No One Should Ever Be Without Pizza

STUPIDIOTIC

Their mission, vision and goal? ‘No one should ever be without pizza’. It further states “Sadly, pizza is not always available for immediate hand-to-mouth consumption. Prepare yourself. Keep and carry a backup slice with this specially designed Pizza Pouch. A durable zip-lock sealing neck-strap pie slice device. Always fresh and ready.”

To cap it all, when you thought the accessory couldn’t bring any more level of awesomeness, the website finishes with an added pun to help you rock this innovative accessory:

“BONUS: Just wearing this Pizza Pouch will instantly make you more popular and attractive. It’s a bold (and delicious) fashion statement.”

The Portable Pizza Pouch goes for $8 plus shipping and handling and is available online through Stupidiotic so you might want to grab it like today.

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