Try Not To Laugh At These Cheesy Pizza Puns

written by Winnie Wangui 5th September 2017

The third annual Nairobi Pizza Festival is gearing up to be an extra yummy one! With only a few days to go, we hope that you’ve downloaded the EatOut app and scrolled through the 50+ participating restaurants to plan your pizza trip around town.

As we prepare our bellies for pepperoni, cheese and dough, we’ve put together some not so funny pizza puns that will get you through the week. Make sure to have a slice in hand before you read these 😉

1) If your dog was craving a pizza, which pizza would he or she want?

pizza puns

2) How can you tell if you are in love?

pizza puns

3) What does a pizza say when it wants to cuddle?

pizza puns

4) What did the boss say to his pizza during their meeting?

pizza puns

5) What does a pizza say when it introduces itself to you?

pizza puns

6) What did the parmesan say when it broke up with the mozzarella?

pizza puns

7) What does an anteater like on its pizza?

pizza puns

8) What type of person doesn’t love pizza?

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9) What did the pizza say when it asked the topping out on a date?

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10) And lastly, here to save the day

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